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12 Family Fodder singles in 12 months

No Crisis insists source

At 13.00 GMT today sources close to Family Fodder denied rumours of creative bankruptcy and fiscal instability following the recent leak of documents pertaining to projected single release series SINGULARITY.

With the brand new CD album, Classical Music, only just reaching the shops, evil mastermind, Alig Fodder, announces an audacious seriesof 12 single releases in 2011 on The state51 Conspiracy.

The singles are strictly limited editions with hand-finished artwork by celebrities, but also generally available digitally.

Fodder has capped the maximum price at £9,000 – but with means-tested discounts widely available.

From the cheerful numb-core of Cuddle in a Puddle or bogus nostalgia of Transit Van to Spain, to the shameless dredging of the vintage vaults and over-exploitation of album tracks, Fodder has devised a striking series of songs crafted to suit all tastes and pockets.

The US State department has praised this series as
“A courageous entrepreneurial tone-poem of speculation, liberty and democracy”.

Fodder denies that poorer artists will foot the bill, and regrets the phased introduction of four-string austerity guitars and one-stick drumkits:
“These are temporary measures.” states Fodder –
“There is absolutely no problem of solidity, liquidity or creative reserves.
You are either with us or against us. Buy the whole set.”